buttcaress:

rynnay:

unclewhiskysrevenge:

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

This was a thrill from start to finish

still-intrepid:

midcenturymodern:

that time walter cronkite died and the chicago tribune decided to refer to him as mr. cronkite in their obituary as a show of respect so they ran a program that replaced every instance of “cronkite” with “mr. cronkite” and do you see where i’m going with this

i love this.

reported here: “an editor must have used search-and-replace to make “Cronkite” into “Mr. Cronkite.“  There was some collateral damage.”

see also

Reuters style apparently avoids mentions of “the Queen”, instead favoring the full name “Queen Elizabeth.” [x] and once in this article about bees do you see where i’m going with this

and

the time American Family Association’s news site, who apparently aim to combat The Homosexual Agenda by removing all instances of the word ‘gay’…… reported on sprinter Tyson Gay’s victory….

multeafandumb:

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS

spacecrygirl:

mdtwn:

happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he’ll stand outside ur window and squint

knight-of-zer0:

dirudo:

she looks like a final fantasy boss i swear to god she about to use meteor or something

Oh my god yes

bodyglitter:

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

ayungbiochemist:

He sucked his cats dick